Penis size vs. finger size

I had struggled hard with what to call this post, I could have called it size, what guys hand size can tell you, how to judge a guy by his index finger or PENIS, but I decided to go with the obvious. I don’t wanna lead anybody on.

So, I got this theory from my sister, I have no idea where she got it from, and I might not wanna know. Three years ago she told me that a man’s hand is an index for how his penis is. Yeah, you might have heard this before and found it to be not true, but please keep reading.

It’s not like if the hand is big, the penis is big, no it’s about two fingers. The index finger and the middle finger.

So, if the index finger is thick the guys penis, might also be thick. If the middle finger is long the penis might be long as well. This of course isn’t proportional, because then why would we need the penis ๐Ÿ˜‰ You can know for sure how long or thick the penis is, you can just get an idea of whether it’s small or what.

This theory of course isn’t bulletproof, I once was with a guy with the tiniest guy hands I’ve ever seen. Now you might think; Why did you take him home then? But well, I don’t discriminate guy’s with small hands.. Hehe, no no of course I do, well I was drunk and he was cute. But when we got home, I was shocked, it was huge. So, I know this theory isn’t always accurate, but in 80 % of the cases this theory fitted.

For a theory to be truly accurate you need a thousand people, that represents all groups of men. Since this theory is only tested by my sister and I, and since we haven’t slept with a thousand men, we can’t call our research scientifically accurate. We how however slept with some men, and in about 80 % of the cases this theory was accurate. Use it if you will ๐Ÿ™‚

If you do decide to collect some scientific data for me, please write it in a comment, because I would love to see if this theory can get a higher success rate… ๐Ÿ™‚

So, now you’ve read this I’m sorry, you will not be able to look at a man without judging his hands. I might have leed with a warning, but to late. I will just add, don’t judge guys with small hands, because well it might be a very nice penis.

Actually I will write a bit more on this subject, since I rarely write about penis’.

So, just a guide to penis-land:

A small penis isn’t necessarily bad, if used correctly. You can find numerous positions on this website:ย http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/penis-too-smallย . A small penis is very good for quickies, because he can enter you without pain, even if you’re not quite wet enough. With a big penis you need to be good and wet downstairs, for it to not be painful.

If you need positions for a big penis, look at this website:ย http://www.sex-techniques-and-positions.com/comments6a.htmlย must warn though, on this one there are pictures, so if you don’t like to look at penis’ don’t look.

Guys, who know that they are hot, are rarely very satisfying. Then it doesn’t matter how big or small their penis is. They know they are hot, and have been able to pick up blondes without any effort. These guys are only good, of they at some point have had a longterm girlfriend, who has taught him how it’s done.

The ugly guys, who never have been able to pick up girls, have learned all they know about sexย from porn. Therefor they can be a bit scary. But well, if you do continue having sex with them, they are very eager to learn.

The holy grailย of penis’ are those with a big penis, who aren’t aware of the fact that it’s big. So they try extra hard to satisfy you, often with good result. This penis is often attached to nerds (that haven’t seen many other naked guys, due to the lack of athletic skills) and guys who aren’t aware of the fact that they actually are good-looking.

So, well what else can I say than good night and good luck ๐Ÿ˜‰

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5 Responses to Penis size vs. finger size

  1. stenfalk says:

    oh my god… there is so many things wrong with this post, I dont know where to begin ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Okay, your sister and you have actually tried so many men thay you can place a % on them, with room for variation?
    and who of you have tried an ugly guy? I mean really, which soap opera did you pick that up from?
    “This penis is often attached to nerds (that havenโ€™t seen many other naked guys, due to the lack of athletic skills) and guys who arenโ€™t aware of the fact that they actually are good-looking.”
    Oh I am having such a hard time with not telling him to stop by this page… ๐Ÿ˜€

    Anyway, missing your boyfriend? hehe

    as for your research, why not just ask guys, if you want to know? “Oh, I see you have small hands, may I see how your penis is in comparason?” I bet that could be fun… I must try that…. muahahaha
    Just dont see the point in sleeping with all of them ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. Well, no we can’t actually say a percentage, we haven’t slept with a hundred guys. I guess we can say 4 out of 5 then.. Same same ๐Ÿ˜‰

    And maybe not ugly guy, should perhabs have written unattractive, and I guess we both have done that. Unfortunately.

    Hehe, I found it rather funny, and it’s true it really is. ๐Ÿ™‚ And yeah missing my boyfriend a lot, so instead of writing another “Twillight”-post I ended up writing about penis’.. Fucked up I know…

    Ask guys?? well, I don’t think that many will show their penis just like that, and if they do it’s probably only the ones with big penis’ and then the theory is ruined.. ๐Ÿ˜‰ But you’re right it’s not necessary to sleep with all of them. And now I can’t do any more research, not even asking, I’m pretty sure that my boyfriend would find it rather weird if I ran around asking strange guys, to see their penis ๐Ÿ˜‰ (Ew, I really don’t wanna do that)

  3. stenfalk says:

    ruining your own research… not good ha?

    Oh, I like this much better than your twilight posts, keep up the good work ๐Ÿ˜‰ always nice to have a good laugh ๐Ÿ˜‰

    I will be asking, that is going to be so much fun… ๐Ÿ˜‰ muahahaha

  4. rumpydog says:

    This same theory was floating around MANY years ago when I was a kid. I wouldn’t put much faith in old theories if I were you. ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Well, this is quite the topic I seem to have stumbled upon in only my second foray into the WP world!! Good luck with your research!!

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