The tale of Andy

Just found this little story I wrote about a year ago. Enjoy!

This is the tale of a young dude who’s life changed forever over night. His life changed so much that he was barely the same person after this experience. He became bom bom bom boooom somebody else.

Andy was a zoo vet. He was specialised in special animals from special countries. He couldn’t treat a cat, but a jungle cat was no problem. Andy was known all over the world as the number one guy you’d call, if you had a tropical animal who needed help.

His greatest accomplishment was still when he fixed a giraffe who had broken his neck, due to some weird sexual act. Everybody said that, that giraffe “be gone” but Andy didn’t wanna give up and by carefull treatment he saved that poor giraffe. I assume that the giraffe lived happily ever after, but I don’t know, I just like to think so…

Another one of Andy’s great accomplishments was saving a drowned killer whale. Not stranded, no drowned… It was a horrible story, apparently this whale was bi-sexual so the other whales in his “group” had tried to drown him. But Andy wouldn’t allow this, so he jumped in the water and… Wait a minute, that’s insane.. Nobody would jump into the ocean with several killer whales around. Or if someone did, they probably wouldn’t live to tell the tale. Hmm, I’m starting to think that Andy has lied to me. That son of a bitch.

Then he probably also lied about that polar bear he saved. Or I’m pretty sure that was a lie, it was the craziest story. There was this polar bear, born by a snow owl, who exploded while giving birth to the polar bear. Why did I believe this story to begin with? Sigh..

It all had something to do with this wicked Icequeen, who apparently was kind of cool. (pun intended ;-))

Well, Andy came across this strange polar bear not that long ago. It was clear that it had, had a hard life. It was dying. But Andy cared for this polar bear and nourished him back to health. The polar bear I think his name was Justin, Kinney, Juskin or something, was extremely grateful for Andy’s care.

During this time Andy and Juskin had fallen in love. Did I tell you that Andy’s a wolf. Didn’t see that coming ha’?

Oh wait, but this wasn’t what changed Andy’s life, actually it’s more common than you think that polar bears and wolves has gay relationships. Or perhaps I’m watching the wrong animal planet channel. Could be.

Well, I’m not quite sure what I had smoked while writing this, but I’ll definetly go find me some more… ๐Ÿ˜‰

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About theevilicequeen

Hi, I'm the only true IceQueen left in the world.. I have passed the exams, and now I'm in control of snow and ice all over the world... It's pretty fucking awesome....
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One Response to The tale of Andy

  1. Starstone says:

    haha and once again, we need an update on the polar bear story, thanks ๐Ÿ˜›

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